I like how this is an abecedarian poem and a sort of a catalogue of lousiest ignorant sounds from The Con/Troller-in-Chief. It lets him indict himself, as it were. For it is always difficult to describe him because every metaphor or simile ends up slandering the other things he is compared to. For example, when people call him an idiot, it ends up unfairly insulting the real and less harmful idiots. When people call him a toddler, it inadvertently denigrates all the innocent toddlers, and so on.
I like how this is an abecedarian poem and a sort of a catalogue of lousiest ignorant sounds from The Con/Troller-in-Chief. It lets him indict himself, as it were. For it is always difficult to describe him because every metaphor or simile ends up slandering the other things he is compared to. For example, when people call him an idiot, it ends up unfairly insulting the real and less harmful idiots. When people call him a toddler, it inadvertently denigrates all the innocent toddlers, and so on.
Wow, thanks for this new dictionary! Makes me laugh, and cry.
Glad you appreciate it! I laughed & cried as I wrote it.